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From: "Joe Earles"

Scott's Cell Phone's Broken

©2002 Joseph E. Earles (pending)

Well I just heard

the news today

Hillaree's been put away 'Cause Scott came home The other day And Hillaree Rearranged his face Scott's cell phone's broken His jaw is swelling Now he's on the mend Canceling dates again Scott's cell phone's broken His jaw is swelling Now he's on the mend Canceling dates again Scott's cell phone's broken When Scott came home He was out of luck Had to hear about The guys Hil f***ed He took her hand Said it was okay But that stoner bitch Clocked him anyway Scott's cell phone's broken His jaw is swelling Now he's on the mend Canceling dates again Scott's cell phone's broken His jaw is swelling Now he's on the mend Canceling dates again Scott's cell phone's broken (Spoken over interlude) JUDGE: Given the wanton nature of the crime I'm going to leave it up to the victim to impose sentence. Mr. Stapp, what should we with your estranged wife? (sung) STAPP: If I had just one wish Only one demand She'd stay away from me Please make her understand That if this face is marred It could end my career She ought to think of that Before she drinks more beer Scott's cell phone's broken His jaw is swelling Now he's on the mend Canceling dates again Scott's cell phone's broken His jaw is swelling Now he's on the mend Canceling dates again Scott's cell phone's broken It's broken 11/24/02